April 1, 2008
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April Fool’s joke (*warning* gross picture included)
Jon and Dave got me good this morning! After the Xanga Office Hours show I went to the bathroom and opened the stall to find this:
At first glance it looks like someone left a huge turd on the toilet seat and didn’t flush the toilet after taking care of some nasty business.
I was so grossed out and actually jumped back from disgust!! I muttered “eewww nasty!!” I was about to run out and find out who the heck was in our office last night that would have the audacity to leave the nasty present but then I looked over by the next stall and saw someone was inside, b/c there was a pair of feet sticking slightly out of the stall. I felt suddenly embarrassed for the person in the next stall and for myself so I quietly tip-toed out of the bathroom. Then mid-way back to my desk I remembered it was April Fool’s Day!!!! 
So I went back to the bathroom and opened the stall with the feet and discovered this:
Man oh man they got me good!
By the way the “turd” on the seat is actually a really old banana and the “decorations” inside the toilet are drops of Dave’s Special Reserve Hot Sauce.**The joke continues…
After the guys got me with the toilet dummy they put it in the men’s room and locked the stall door. At first Joel thought it was Mikey in the stall but he thought it was weird that he was so quiet and still. He came out and told everyone about the “guy” in the bathroom and we just all followed along. But then after several hours Joel thought the guy was either having serious stomach problems or was dead in the bathroom. He started to get really worried so eventually we had to tell him the truth. hehe Oh what fun April Fool’s Day is!
Comments (193)
ewww.
HAH! i suck at april fool’s.
Wow, that’s a really good joke! Pretty elaborate. I would have loved to have set that up, but not to have fallen for it, haha!
GROSS! Oh man, I would’ve flipped and I totally would’ve fallen for it too.
Holy Lord. The first thing I thought when I saw the turd was “that looks like an old banana…”
i am not a fan of this day. my blog elaborates on that point pretty clearly, i think.
but everyone else seems to love it.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!
good thing it was a joke, there really could have been somebody in there
That’s a great joke but how could one keep a banana around that long and not get grossed out… ick.
Oh yikes** Ha..those stinkers got you good**
Glad it WAS just a joke:) hugs…* Lee 
HAHAHAHA! THAT WAS GOOD!
Oh gross! That turd looks pretty realistic.. Wonder how long they kept that banana around just for this prank!
guh rosssssssssss
hahahaha… nice. whoever devised the fake feet is a genius, it looks real!
Happy April Fools Day.
Disgusting but hilarious!
I can’t believe how realistic that “turd” looks.
Your co-workers must have A LOT of time on their hands. =D jk
-mary
Rather repulsive, but all the more funny. :]
haha thats nasty.. but creative..
HA! thats immense! i didnt realise it was april fools today untill about 1 o’clock this afternoon. Nothing happeend to me really though. I sure hope youtried to get them back or are at least planning yours for next year
LOLZZZ.
they pwned you.
Hahaha…
haha. those coworkers of yours, what a hoot.
Nice, luckily I haven’t had any April fools jokes done on me today.
You just got punk’d.
LOL! That’s too funny!
that’s pretty cool. i though it was a real person at first maybe recording your reaction ^^ ;
happy april fool’s day!
I’ve mellowed out on April Fool’s Day this year. I think all I did was
replace Oreo creme with toothpaste and setup my friends computer to
turn on at 3am and play annoying children’s songs full blast….every
20 minutes regardless if he shuts down the computer or not.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
LMAO
Wow, that’s a really good prank Or is it? Maybe the toilets made them do it. The toilets of the world are rebelling, even the low-tech ones, it seems. Watch out for the hostile takeover.
u guys rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!that was jus awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s classic and i don’t think anyone has done anything that good ever! thanks for posting it!
lmao! that is good.
LOL. Ew.
xo
lollllllll
haha a 2 stage prank BRILLIANT~!
hahahhahaha, that’a absolutely awesome! XD
that is good
LOL…. good one! =D
That is funny!
That’s a pretty good dummy.
Epic win!
ewww our old banana looks like that?!
hahah gotta love April Fool’s day!
that is quiet possibly the best prank i’ve heard of in a long time
LMAO!!! LOL
Wow, that’s an amazing prank!
Haha, you guys are awesome!
That was a pretty good one.
HAHAHA! That got me as well.
Now that is a GOOD joke.
My co-workers would make a mess like that without it being a prank. I’m very thankful that this year was prank free.
LOLLLLLLL! rofl..:D love it
Aw man, that’s crappy!
Good trick, gotta hand it to ‘em!
I laughed out loud.
good one!
man i wish i was creative enough to think of something like that!!!! lol
good one!!! (to whoever cameup with it…….did you ever find out who did it????
oh god… oh god….. they got you GOOD!!
I don’t get it entirely, but it seems to be a funny concept.
That is so hilarious!!! I wish I could pull something like this off at work.
haha, nice! those look like my shoes actually…
oh my gosh…
Good job guys!!!!!
that is digustingly hilarious. haha..
xanga seems to pull the craziest pranks.
high-larious.
That is really funny…… How can some one think of a joke that freakin good!? I got it good this morning to but I’d rather not share it right now.
I was so embarresed!
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ha ha ha!!! That’s s0o0o0o gross! lol yet somehow HILARIOUS!
oh wonderful.
LMFAOOOOOOO
WOWZ. THATS GREAT.
I HAD THE BEST APRIL FOOLS DAY. EVERYONE PULLED JOKES ON ME. CRAZY SHIT AT THAT. >:|
AHAHAHA.
looks like someone had thier period in the toilet.
Explosive decompression. It affects everyone.
I really want to come and get to know the xanga bathrooms better. I could do some additional bathroom stall video blog entries!
Classic.
haha your right that picture is gross. and what a hilarious prank to pull. i hope whosoever jeans those are- they wash ‘em good after sitting on a toilet all day long.
hahahah omg that is nasty… that poor coworker of yours who got worried…lol..probably couldnt concentrate well at work keke
I had to scroll back up to see if it really was a banana! ROFL That’s great!
haha thats the best one i’ve hear do of in a while…
ewwww hahah.
Haha…that’s a good prank.
EWWW! lol I think you guys have too much time on your hands! lol That can onl be good thing
that’s soo funny! i would have elbowed the ppl trying not to laugh at him!!!!!!
NICE!
haha! gross, man!
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hahahahah that’s crazy!!!
No matter how gross it was, they did get you good, haha.
THIS IS AWESOME! best joke ever!
it’s all about the toilet jokes these days.
i got fooled by the “out of order” signs today.
DDD; GAG* LOL
haha, awesome.
haha the pic itself looks so ill..
But after reading the txt this is something funny^^
YOUR BACK SAYS ‘I JUST GOT PUNK’D’ HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY
That is pretty disgusting. But a fantastic april fools joke.
wat da hell BETCH?!@#^%@&($&)*$!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf betch????!!!!
If no-one else is eating the bananna can I have it please?
haha. you guys are crazy.
Impressive.
wow this adds a new meaning to “April fool’s day” lol, gross!
Classic! I love april fool’s day. Almost as much as I love playing this game. It is the greatest flash game in the history of gaming.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/BenV/kongaiLaunch
It’s great that you are able to have fun together at your job! What I’m wondering is whether they were able to create a realistic foul smell to go along with the software! Ugh! Glad April Fool’s Day only happens once a year!
Wow-za! Haha.
I didn’t get April Fooled today, but I fooled some.
That’s classic. Although, I’d still be wary of using the toilet…
My Biology teacher got us today too.
All of a sudden she said we had a pop quiz. (Today was our first day back from break) The directions read “Skip all questions and go to number 5.” Which was “What is Miley Cyrus’s alter ego?” I immediately remembered it was April 1st, so i took my quiz and flipped it over while watch the rest of my class (most of them anyways) frantically try to remember last week’s notes.
hahah those are nice legs =D nice joke. looked pretty good xD
grossssssss. hahaha.
lol this was great
thanks for sharing even thought it was gross, but who hasn’t seen a black banana o.O 
haha gmail’s April fools is pretty good. I actually thought it was real.
Custom time! HAH I wish.
hahahaha ohhh man thats hilarious!
hahah!
funny.
haha nice =P
Thank you it is rare that I laugh these days and that did the trick.
Walmart toilets look like that one all the time!
haha thats been done before =)
That was freakin’ awesome! XD Props to them.
lol, nice.
I woke my roomate up, who is a hardcore political activist, with news that we had finally bombed Iran.
He jumped out of his bed and ran to the computer as I laughed my butt off!
it look so real!
hahaha i hate messed up toilets.
ewwww… hahahaha. that’s the most creative joke i heard for april’s fool. aside from my friend who’s now 29 and she has no idea about april fool’s day until yesterday. pity her.
That was a really gross picture!
..what a fantastic prank to play, though. :]
How silly of them. They need to grow up.
priceless
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
I didnt notice the banana till you mentioned it.
shudder.
GROSS
LMAO.. kinda disgusting though XD
HAHAHA. eww that turd really does look real ><
That is a really really old banana, hahah! How fun :]
Nice tile design :p.
Ew, but LOL! It’s bloody funny! But what did they stuff the jeans and shoes with to make it so solid?
Haha, I would’ve gotten them back. At our school today, there were those little plastic easter eggs, and when you opened them, shit comes out. Shit. There were shit in EGGS. WTF IS THAT.
Some evil senior April Fools prank. Jeez..
wow that is awesome!
dat woz really disgusting u know if i found dat i would b sick all over it aswell coz it would b so disgustin lol
omg.wht a joke. lol
Awesome!
Someone stole my wallet in my review class, and I’m hoping it’s just a really twisted April Fool’s joke. Here’s to wishful thinking, haha.
the old banana/sh*t prank is absolutely genius!
Haha
This is a very funny joke~
haha nice
That is the best April Fools Joke I heard this year!
That’s hilarious.
neat.
Oh that’s funny as hell. Happy April Fool’s Day
Thats hilarious..lol I would have never thought to do something like that!!
wow – that WAS gross.
LOL hilarious!
Ewww. That is a terrible joke, but it’s very funny.
that was gross, but awesome at the same time.
lolziez
LMAO, awesome april fools joke… -k-
that’s GREAT! I’ll have to remember that for next year!
Cowboy
OMG….how funny! Perfect April Fools prank.
Michael
haha…two for the price of one. And it was such a simple joke..oh well. I might have fallen for it too.
this made me laugh, only knowing that it was fake.
I think in real life I probably would have gaged. If they wanted to be really creative, there should have been some odor. Then again, no.
That’s a good one!
work is so much better with fun co-workers!
Ahahahahaha……..
That was pretty funny actually!!
dude either they are really good at pranks or your just a sucker which one?
dang!
p.s. is that bannana still edible cause i am seriously hungry to the max
peace out
ahahaha, that’s awesome.
L-M-F-A-O…now that, that is just genius! XD How awesome
I would have totally fell for that too hahahah…that’s the shit right there…literally XDDDDDD
Yeah that would be amazing if someone missed by THAT much….
haha! gross.
but funny!
That is disgusting! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! EWW EWW EWW! I would kill someone if they did tht to me! Just joking don’t call the cops I’m not violent! The WHAT?!?! Mini describes how I would feel! By the way, it’s a huge understatement!
saw this on cnn.. TOO funny!
WOW
Ehehe… funny… but April Fool’s Jokes sound costly.
when is the next xanga office show =x
LOL o man that was hilarious.
Oh man, I laughed so hard that joke.
LOL! I think I would have done the whole, “Eww, gross!” thing as well.
All in all though, that was pretty hilarious
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMGgggggg. ROFL.
That just made my day.
THAT’S A REALLY GOOD prank
lmao.
ALthough the turd was kinda disgusting
, it was a really funny joke!
I may play this to my friends next April fools!
That’s really funny
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Disgusting to look at, but really a good one.
lol…nice..looks and sounds like lotta fun
very funny!!!!
hillarious. =)
that made my day haha
oh you xangans… i love you guys.
The banana was a 2007 vintage.
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your friends have great ideas
the pants and the shoes! omg i would totally freak out. what a great prank though!
That’s hilarious
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This wasn’t for April Fool’s, but in my school, someone dropped burnt flour/dough on the ground. Soon, the whole school was trying to figure out who took a dump in the middle of the stairs. Everyone thought it was real. It was great, because only a couple of other people and I knew the truth.
I think I would have just flushed the toilet.
I was lucky not to get any April fool joke played on me this year.
im just really concerned about the old banana. lol
good effect though.
HAHAHAHAHA
that’s hilarious. i was on my senior trip that day and faked death. my teacher wasn’t fortunate enough to remember the date, but when it clicked to her, it really became a life-jeopardizing situation for me XD
What a terrible day in paradise would it be when you opened up the door and it was actually a person in the stall. Right? haha!
Very funny jokes, hopefully you will be able to get them all back next year.
hahaha..that prank is soo old, yet it never gets boring!
good one ^ ^
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That is mad funny! The turd is gross, tho. Amanda is right: U just got punk’d.
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